About me

Well, this feels indulgent.

Um hi, I’m Clare Stephens, a writer and podcaster and soon-to-be author. Good writers would put a quirky fact about themselves here, but I’m too tired. Instead, I’ll gift you this photo of me when I was five.

A few notes:

  • I no longer wear glasses because my brother sat on them about a year after this photo was taken, and when your mum has two sets of twins, she simply doesn’t give a single fuck about your mild astigmatism.

  • It’s unclear why my jaw was crooked.

  • The hairdresser who performed that haircut needs to be sentenced to jail time.

  • Sometimes I wonder why I was bullied, and then… never mind.

Anywho. I like Substack because it rots my brain significantly less than other things I do on the internet, such as stalking people on Instagram and reading weird threads on Reddit.

This is the bit where I’m probably meant to share a bio, which feels wanky.

I’m the creator and former host of award-winning interview podcast But Are You Happy? and funny podcast, Cancelled. My debut novel, The Worst Thing I’ve Ever Done, comes out September 30, and you can pre-order it via Booktopia or Amazon/Kindle. I’m also a producer and writer on Binge series Strife, and am currently working on projects that are a secret for the purposes of seeming mysterious. You can follow me on Instagram if you want to see how braces and non-criminal hairdressers made my appearance slightly less confronting.

I write a weekly newsletter called Gossip Drop, where I share recommendations, rogue thoughts, and yeah, a little bit of gossip. I also write about pop culture and TV and books.

My Substack is all available for free because I’m bad at capitalism and am desperate for people to like me. But, for now, you can become a paid subscriber to support my writing and help me to keep doing it!

Hmm ok I think that’s all for now.

Clare xxx

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NQR is my favourite writing note, which means: not quite right. And tbh, I'm not quite right. By any measure. So here's NQR, the publication with an appalling logo I designed in Canva.

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Writer. Podcaster. Lazy gewl. You can pre-order my debut novel, The Worst Thing I've Ever Done, below.